One day a sardarji was sitting in his office on the thirteenth floor
building when a man came running in to his office and shouted “Santa Singh
your daughter Preeto just died in an accident” Sardarji was in panic.Not
knowing what to do he jumped from his office window. While coming down when
he was near the tenth floor he remembered he didn’t have a daughter named
Preeto. When he was near the fifth floor he remembered he was not
married.When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he was not Santa
Singh.
A sardar walked up to the front desk of the library and said, “I borrowed a
book last week, but it was the most boring I’ve ever read. There was no
story whatsoever, and there were far too many characters!” The librarian
replied, “Oh, you must be the person who took our phone book.”
A sardar was walking along, when he looked up to observe a bird flying
overhead. Suddenly, the bird dropped a load when it was directly over him.
The Sardar says, “Good thing that cows don’t fly.”
A sardar is in a bar and his cellular phone rings, so he picks it up and
says " Hello, how did you know I was here?"
How many sardars does it take to pull off a kidnapping? Six. One to kidnap
the victim and five to write the ransom note.
Did you hear about the sardar who signed all his checks so no one else
could
use them if he lost his check book?
Did you hear about the sardar who asked his friends to give him all their
burnt out light bulbs? He just bought a camera and wanted to set up a
Darkroom.
Sardarji ( to doctor ) : ‘Doctor, I have a problem.’ Doctor : ‘What’s your
problem?’ Sardarji : ‘I keep forgetting things.’ Doctor : ‘Since when do
you
have this problem?’ Sardarji : ‘What problem?’
Why couldn’t the sardar write the number “eleven”? He didn’t know which
“one” (1) came first…
Why does a sardar only change his baby’s diapers once a month? Because it
says right on the box “good for up to 20 pounds.”
One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in UK.A lady came and asked him, "
Are you relaxing" Sardar answered '" No I am Banta Singh" Another Guy Came
and asked the same Question. Sardar answered " No No Me Banta Singh" Third
one came and asked the same question Sardar was totally annoyed and decided
to shift his place. While walking he saw another Sardar enjoying the Beach.
He went and asked him " Are you Relaxing?" The other Sardar was much
educated and answered "Yes I am relaxing. The Sardar slapped him on his
face
and said "Idiot, Sab tere Ko wahahn dhoond rahe hai aur tu Yahaan Aaram Kar
raha hai. " (Translation … Idiot everyone is looking for you and you are
relaxing here!!!)
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alwayas laught at sardar jee jokes nuff said…
Your Faith gives me strength
Your smiles wash away my sorrows
your touch heals my wounds
You are in my blood and my soul…
There is nothing more I want from this world but you my Messiah