sab say ziada sust koun?

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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4 admi bethe hue the jab ek admi unke pass aya aur bola
" tum mein say sab say ziada sust koun hai,mein osay 5 rupay doon ga"
sab ne hath utha diya magar ek ne.Os admi ne osay kaha ke tum sab say ziada sust lagtay ho ,yeh lo 5 rupay lo

os aadmi ne kaha" meharbani kar ke isay meri pocket mein b daal deejiye"

:phati:

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Ek chooriwala ek aurat ko choori pehna raha tha. Tabhi achanak aurat ne awaz ke saath hawa pass ki. Aurat se socha ki chooriwale ne kahin sun na liya ho. Wo jhat se boli : Chooriwale bhaijaan aap kitne bhai hai ?
Chooriwala : Agar teri bambaari se bach gaya to teen.