Husband calls from Delhi 2 his wife in Chandigarh
Servant picked d phone.
Husband: Memsab se baat karao
Servant: Wo to Sahab k sath kamre me hai
Husband: Par Sahab to mai hoon
Servant: Ab me kya karu?
Husband: Maar de dono ko Mai hold karta hoon
After killing.
Servant: Lasho ka kya karu?
Husband: Ghar k piche wale swimming pool me phek k bhaag jaa
Servant: Par hamare ghar me to swimming pool hi nahi hai..
Husband: Oh sorry, wrong number
Re: Saab, memsaab aur servant
Already been posted I think, but still funny 