A Pakistani guy, an Indian guy, a beautiful girl and an old woman are
sitting in a train. The train suddenly goes through a tunnel and .. it gets
completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The
train comes out of the tunnel. The old woman, beautiful girl and the
Pakistani guy are sitting there looking perplexed. The Indian guy is bent
over holding his face which is red from an apparent slap.
The old woman is thinking : That Indian guy must have tried to kiss that
girl and got slapped.
The Indian guy is thinking : “Damn it,that Pakistani guy must have tried to
kiss the beautiful girl, she thought it was me and slapped me instead.”
The beautiful girl is thinking : “That Indian guy must have moved to kiss
me,but kissed the old lady instead and got slapped.”
The Pakistani is thinking: “If this train goes through another tunnel, I
could make another kissing sound and slap that Indian guy again.”
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