Re: Russia’s turning Muslim!!!
Dear Maulana Mad Scientist bhai sahab,
May allah never show muslim the black day when some bearded fundo “re-establishes the Khilafat”. Muslims will regress not progress under a khalifa (waisay me think in Urdu khalifa means a barber i.e. na’ee. 
) . Beside I can’t imagine living in a world where bunch of bearded pregnant looking muslim men running around say’ing ‘salam alaikum brother’, and alhamudlillah brother to each other and women clad in all black tents and ninja suits.
I want to see a world followng the religions of Hugh Hefner and Larry Flynt. Ameen sum ameen.