Russian fighter planes

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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India just got their new Russian fighter planes and sent a squadron of pilots there for training.

“Ok, this one is easy to fly”, said the Russian trainer, “even you fools should be able to operate it! You press
this button to go up, this one to go left and this one for turning right!”

“But how do we come down?” asked Capt. Kumar Behari.

“Oh,” said the Russian “leave that to the Paki Air Force!”

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**The bird a nest,
the spider a web,
man friendship.

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ROFL!

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Hehehehe! Good one.

Umer, the Pakistani Brain of Austria

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YEP!

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~yeh noor ke sholay uthtay hain, mera hee dil garmanay ko
jo bijli ufak main chamki hai, chamki hai mere taRpanay ko~

Apnay akailay pan ka main kis say gila karoon
Jis ko bhi murh kay daikha woh tanhayOon maiN hay~

5

LOL!

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Is it progress when a cannibal uses a knife and fork?

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LOL

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I’m Gonna Be The Champ
The Way I Wanna Be

Rude Boyz Rulez

7

When I read it at first it seemed like reality. Oh, wait it still doesn... an IAF plane just crashed.

No wonder the Indians are turning to "Unmanned Ariel Vehincles (UAVs)."

:) LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!