Rumsfeld Bans The Word Insurgents!

Washington, 30 Nov. (AKI) - The US defence secretary Donald Rumsfeld has banned the use of the word ‘insurgents’ when referring to the militants operating in Iraq. “Over the weekend I thought to myself. 'You know, that gives them a greater legitimacy than they seem to merit,” he told journalists during a Pentagon briefing on Tuesday. “It was an epiphany,” he said, throwing his hands in the air.

Rumsfeld encouraged those at the briefing to consult their dictionaries for the definition of ‘insurgent’, which, according to one Oxford dictionary means “a rebel”, while insurrection is defined as “rising against established authority”.

“These people aren’t trying to promote something other than disorder, and to take over that country and turn it into a caliphate and then spread it around the world. This is a group of people who don’t merit the word ‘insurgency’, I think,” Rumsfeld said.

However, the ban proved a problem for the recently-appointed Joint Chiefs of Staff Chairman General Peter Pace, who ran into trouble as the briefing continued, stumbling and pausing as he struggled to come up with a new word to describe the Iraqi insurgents. “I have to use the word ‘insurgent’ because I can’t think of a better word right now,” he admitted to Rumsfeld, who immediately suggested “‘Enemies of the legitimate Iraqi government’, how’s that?”. But, while discussing explosive devices Pace then used the ‘I’ word again, prompting Rumsfeld to recoil in mock horror.

Pace also proved himself to be no ‘yes’ man. When questioned about torture by the Iraqi authorities, Rumsfeld said “obviously, the United States does not have a responsibility.” Pace, however, evidently disagreed, telling the briefing “It is the absolute responsibility of every US service member, if they see inhumane treatment being conducted, to intervene, to stop it.”

When Rumsfeld tried to correct him, saying, “I don’t think you mean they have an obligation to physically stop it; it’s to report it,” Pace stood his ground. “If they are physically present when inhumane treatment is taking place, sir, they have an obligation to try to stop it,” the Joint Chiefs Chairman stated.

Commenting on the briefing, Washington Post opinionist Dana Milbank wrote that despite leading the US invasion of Iraq in 2003 as defence secretary, Rumsfeld came across at times as someone simply observing the Iraq war on television. He deflected one question about the use of white phospherous on the battlefield onto General Pace, and asked how widespread the abuse in Iraq was, he answered: “I am not going to be judging it from 4,000 miles away.”

Asked about “uniformed death squads” in Iraq, after the brother of a prominant Sunni leader murdered along with his sons last week said the killers had Iraqi army uniforms and vehicles, Rumsfeld first tried to avoid answering, saying “I’m not going to comment on hypothetical questions.” On the journalist pointing out that it was not hypothetical the defence secretary then suggested that the death-squad allegations could be politically motivated, before saying, “I just don’t know. I can only talk about what I know.” And with an exaggerated shrug of the shoulders he rounded off his answer with, “That’s life”.
Rumsfeld Bans word Insurgent
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Obviously Rumsfeld the terrorist has been learning from his protege Saddam insane as he dismisses all responsibilty for the death or torture of Iraqis even though his own terrorist government is occupying Iraq!**

Re: Rumsfeld Bans The Word Insurgents!

wait, isn't "insurgent" the word you guys were so offended by?

this should be good news, right?

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*****Rumsfeld is a military failure as well as a PR nightmare who should have been fired long ago but as the Bush administration has shown, they can't admit mistakes and prefer to bang their heads repeatedly against the wall all while dragging the country down with them.*


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How about Muslims use more “deregoratory” term than Kafir? would that be good news for you? :expressionless:

Personally I would watch a rat running in wheel than listen to what Rumsfeld says :slight_smile:

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you forgot f@cking idiot, what an embarassment

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hell with you utd, atleast rummy was not emailing about his sartorial prowess as soldiers were dying. compared to other clowns like brownie and chertoff he looks like an intellectual giant.

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Hallelujah!!!! Victory!!!! The insurgency is over!!! All that's left are the enemies of the legitimate Iraqi government!!!!!

:D

And this is the man responsible for the military defence of the USA. Good grief.... the rebel colonists never cease to entertain :D

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First they blamed everything on the saddam loyalists, then it was the shias, then the sunnis, then the rebels, then the pockets of resistance then it was the sunnis again then it was al CiAda, then it was the insuregents now its the group formally known as the insurgents. The US government are thick as planks and anyone that belives the rubbish they come up with are thick as them!