RULES THAT GIRLS WISH GUYS KNEW
Please note…these are all numbered 1 ON PURPOSE!
1. If you think you are ugly, you probably are. Do not ask us. We refuse
to answer.
1. If we complain remind us how beautiful we are!
**1. **PLEASE trim your beardsif not shave. ALWAYS. Long beards are less
attractive.And how in the world cana girl kiss a guy with a 5 foot long
beard??
1. Birthdays, Valentines,and Anniversaries are quests to see if u can find
the perfect present yet again!
1. If we ask a question you don’t have an answer to that tells us how
big/small of a brain guys can have.
1. We know u guys get jealous VERY easily but learn to live with us talking to
other guys and not thinking of u all the time!
**1. **Do not ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to
discuss such topics as shopping,gossiping, or dramas/soap operas!!
1. Weekends = Romance.It’s like the full moon or the changing of the
tides. Let it be.
1. Sports are boring , and no, we are never going to think of them as exciting!
**1. **When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is not
fine…Really it isn’t. SO ASK B4 U JUST PUT ON ANYTHING!
1. You have enough clothes. You have too many shoes.
1. Your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
1. Guys are just plain dumb…we always have to tell them what we want, they
can’t figure out what hints we’re trying to give them.
1. Why do we always have to remind men what day it is.
1. Yes and No are NOTperfectly acceptable answers to almost every
question.
1. Talk to us only when you need a smart solution to your problems.We can give
better advice than your boyfriends.
1. A migrane’s that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Watching sports are best left for atheletes.
1. Check your oil. Please.The orange light is not supposed to come on.
It is not a reminder light. It is a 5000 Idiot Light.
1. Please fake it. We would rather be deceived than ineffective.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is NOT inadmissible in an argument. In
fact, all comments DO NOT become null and void after 7 days.
1. Don’t rub the lamp if you don’t want the genie to come out.
1. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it
done not both. You can never know best how to do it, so consult with us.
1. Whenever possible,please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.
1. We don’t enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening!
1. We don’t like it when you act like MR.BIG but we love it when u appologize
later.
1. Size does matter butonly to hoes, not to girls who want a relationship.
1. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us!
1. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two
months we were going out. Get over it. And quit complaining to your
boyfriends like THEIR relationship is SO MUCH better.
1. If you did something wrong OR EVEN if u DIDNT apologize!!
1. It’s disgusting when we see u guys scratch..it makes us sick to our
stomachsssss
**1. **It is OUR house, we do not appreciate your junk lying around the house! We
like to keep it neat and clean.
**1. **You know we have better taste so stop butting in!
1. A way to proove how much you care about us is by knowing what we
are thinking..
1. If you ask what is wrong and we say nothing,it is giving you a
hint to ask us what is wrong AGAIN because nothing means there is
definitely something wrong!
1. Hugs and Kisses must be given at all times.
1. We absolutely do not care about monster trucks, cars, systems, wheels, or
anything else u and your friends talk about!
1. We are honest, loyal,and forgiving so do not take advantage of us!
1. We can make a romantic evening unforgettable…guys…keep trying!
1. We do more than just giving birth, we bring joy and hope!..what do u
do???
1. The only thing you’re good at is lifting weights, watching sports, and
killing spiders! Try appreciating ALL our talents!
1. We like it when u stickup for us but please also respect our independence.
1. Even tho we are so engrossed in our bz lives, we still care for you guys.
1. We love laughing at your jokes but also know when to be serious. you should
know your limits.
1. We always need to look perfect. And YES fashion police DO exist so be
patient when we take forever toget ready. (You KNOW it’s worth the wait!!!)
1. When we hit you even playfully, PRETEND it hurts! (We think it’s cute)
1. We love to see your emotional side once in a while!
1. If you walk out on us…all we’re gonna do is shut the door.
1. NEVER let your mind wonder! it’s too little to be let out alone!
1. We do not make fool of men…most of them are do-it-yourself types.
**1. **The children of Israel wandered in the desert for 40 years. Even in
biblical times men WOULDNTask for directions! ALWAYS ask for directions.
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