How do I tell new friends and acquintances that these are some rules they need to follow when they are invited to my home ?
I want to be discreate and do not want to offend anybody.
No pets are allowed in my home.
No Shorts for men.
Women have to dress modestly.
No religious , political slurs and no profanity inside home.
No smoking or drinking.
No dishes made of jhatka meats.
If you wish you can add more rules to this list too.
no running all over the house peeking everywhere unnecessarily invading privacy..just stay where they are supposed to stay(whichever room) and leave on time..
no running all over the house peeking everywhere unnecessarily invading privacy..just stay where they are supposed to stay(whichever room) and leave on time..
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Nice ones.
Re: Rules of engagement for a new friendship.
No farting after eating my spicy chicken curry 
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