Rules for men to remember.....

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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  1. The Female always makes THE RULES.

  2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.

  3. No Male can possible know all THE RULES.

  4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some of THE RULES.

  5. The Female is never wrong.

  6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is
    because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong.

  7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.

  8. The Female can change her mind at any time.

  9. The Male must never change his mind without the express, written consent of The Female.

  10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

  11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.

  12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.

  13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times.

  14. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said.

  15. If the Male doesn’t abide by THE RULES, it is because he can’t take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.

  16. If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void and the Male must cater to her every whim.

  17. Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm.

  18. If the Male, at any time, believes he is
    right, he must refer to Rule #5.

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man that was too funny.

But remember it’s our birth rigth to act like that.

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[This message has been edited by SAJAL (edited October 25, 2000).]

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heheeheheheh

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excellent…ive already got it stuck on my bedroom wall…let me tell you something…my hubby isnt too pleased with it! wonder why???

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Yours sincerely and admirably and lovingly

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Kurri - whenever my wife and I have a 'debate', she keeps reminding me of rule #5 :). Afetr 2 years I have just discovered the secret of a happy marriage - I have learned to say 'yes dear' :)

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puri sola anay baat keri hai yaar!..

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meri GF ke sath bhi kuch yehi malsa hai..

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seemz like shez followin these rulez a bit tooooo seriously..

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later

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[quote]
Originally posted by 2bornot2b:
**Kurri - whenever my wife and I have a 'debate', she keeps reminding me of rule #5 :). Afetr 2 years I have just discovered the secret of a happy marriage - I have learned to say 'yes dear' :)

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[/quote]

2bornot2b....thankyou very much for confirming to me you really R a guy!!!!!!!!!!!

Yours sincerely and admirably and lovingly

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[quote]
Originally posted by kurri:
** 2bornot2b....thankyou very much for confirming to me you really R a guy!!!!!!!!!!!

**
[/quote]

I wonder what's this leading to? I hope it's not more abuse :) Maaf kurdo, Maaf kurdo, Maaf kurdo, please maaf kurdo..

Oi Fraudia, mujh ko bachao yaar - lagta hai ye Kurri merri jaan hee lekar chohdai gee !!!!!!