Re: Rules at Work
Heres more....
Dress Code:
1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary
2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially
and therefore do not need a raise.
3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and
therefore you do not need a raise.
4) If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.
Lunch Break: (Love this one)
** Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy.*
** Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.*
** Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast. *
Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints,
*frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere. *
The Management