**Lady On The Phone…
Hello Sir, I want to meet & talk to you…
Man: Do you know me ???
Lady: Yes You are the father of one of my kids…
Man stunned: Oh GOD! Are you Martha ???
Lady: No
Man: Rose???
Lady: No…
Man: Sandra ???
Lady: Nooo…
Man: Ruby ???
Lady (in confusion): No Sir I am the class teacher of your son…**
