George W. Bush on a visit to the Buckingham Palace. Treated with all royalty and stuff. A buggy drawn by 6 white horses takes him and the queen on the streets. While they are being polite to each other and dicussing the weather n stuff like that. The last horse in the buggy decides to just LET IT GO. Starts to swish his tail around. The queen knows what’s comming. Tries to talk quickly to Bush trying to get his attention away from the swishing tail.
The horse suddenly lets goooo and breaks wind with a audicious PRRRRTTTTTT sound.
The queen is absolutely embarrassed and tries to avoid eye contact with Bush. Then thinks that it would be rather impolite to stay quite. Maybe she should just say something.
“Well - there are some things that even a queen can’t control” says she.
"AHHH - Well , I thought it was the horse… " , replies Bush 
