forwarded email
A very beautiful woman was walking on the roof of a
building and she suddenly trips over something and
falls down. Onher way falling down, an American man catches her,
she says : "Ohthank
you, you saved my life, I’ll do ANYTHING for
you…"
The man says :"Okay then, sleep with me.
"She says : “You PIG!! NEVER!!”
So he says : “FINE!” and he drops her down… So
she’s fallingandscreaming…
Suddenly a German man catches her in the air from
his balcony, shesays :"Oh
thank you, you saved me, I’ll do anything that you
ask…" The guysays : “Fraulein, sleep with me.” She replies : "Oh
you nasty pig!!!NEVER!" So the man says : “Fine!!!” and he also
drops her down again.She’s falling and thinking that it was better if
sheslept with one o f those men and now she’s going
to
die. Suddenly, aMuslim man catches the woman from his balcony, she
says :“Oh thank you, you saved my life, I’ll SLEEP with
you!!”The Muslim man replies “Astaqfirulla’h!” and he
drops her
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it takes a minute to get a crush on someone..an hour to like someone..and a day to love someone-but it takes a lifetime to forget someone