Roommate Nightmares

sighz

This ***** won’t stop messin’ until the day I die, I swear.

Ok, so here’s the story.

I have a crazy roommate. Those of you who follow my life’s drama, can pick up the previous saga from prior posts and threads and blogs.

Now here is the thing.

I have a kick-arse living room in my apartment here. The furniture in it is super old, super ugly, and very bulky and difficult to move.

My plan: Either I call some charity to pick it up, or I leave it with my roommate.

Well at the time, leaving it with her sounded great. Because it was a way to attract a roommate, and thereby, I could get my security deposit back.

Which is what happened. So I get my security deposit back and everything is running smoothly, and my bloody sister asks me if she can have the coffee tables.

I said sure, I just need to ask my roommate if its ok with her and her new roommate, as I’m moving out.

They both said it’s ok. In that same email they asked if the new roommate can move in one week early. The lease is still under my name until the end of the month, even though I’m moving out early.

So, I said sure. She asked at “NO EXTRA COST”.

I said, sure. I mean, I’m not going to ask her for any money.

Ok, so fast forward, and I tell her, I’m d/c 'ing the electricity and she can put the electricity on in her own name now. She throws a hissy fit, and says she can’t put the electricity on because she needed a week’s notice (BS, all it takes is a phone call, or internet service and she can do it on their website).

Then she says, well I’m responsible for the last week’s electric, because I said the girl could move in at ‘NO EXTRA COST’. I didn’t think that meant utilities, because YOU’RE using the utilities, not me, so YOU need to pay for them. I’m not going to charge her rent, but she needs to pay for utilities and anything extra.

So what? If she starts a tv service, or internet, then I have to pay for it too during that week?

I need help.

Here’s my worry. She is going to say - well, technically YOU STOLE THE TABLES, because you didn’t live up to your end of the deal which is pay for our utilities.

So basically, she took free tables, and then tried to sell them back to me on the pretense that I’d pay for the bills.

  1. She can accuse me of robbery.

  2. There were three tables, and I took all three, and I don’t exactly know why she thinks I only took two. Her emails now say two.

  3. I’m thinking of pulling the breaker, and then d/c’ing the electric, and she can turn it on whenever she wants. But she may not pay me her half. And any damages from the heat/lack of A/C/lack of the refrigerator being on may be pinned on me.

:rolleyes:

The electric is in my name, and I feel like once I am no longer living there, I should pull it. She’s just trying to bully me using these tables to pay her roommate’s bills, which is peeving me off.

I don’t know whether I should just return the tables to the apartment at this point. I still have the keys and I’m holding them till the end of the month. This girl is not moving in early under ANY CIRCUMSTANCE.

What’s more is I don’t even know who the new roommate is, because my roommate wont tell me her name or give me her contact info. She does all the talking on my behalf.

So, here’s what I did.

I got the keys back which I turned in this morning. So I have my keys. New roomie can’t move in without them.

I told this piece of work, that she needs to tell her new roommate to contact me directly if she wants to move in early. She’s going to get a crapload of paperwork as she’s physically moving in while I’m not there, and legally, I’m responsible for the unit.

I am pulling the electricity today. Tonight I’m going to pull the breaker (I don’t even know what that is because Im so goddamn sheltered, so I have to take my dad, who refuses to teach me any of this stuff, to get it done for me “bhas, mein kar ke doonga” routine at home - great, I don’t even know basic survival crap).

And if she wants no electricity, she can let the apartment sit that way for one month. The apartment bldg has a policy that electric has to be on. It’s ok by the leasing dept if the electricity is off for a few days because they understand how whack this girl is. But if she refuses to turn the electricity on, I don’t want to get faulted for that.

I also told her I aint’ paying any remaining electric bills under her name, until she pays me for the rest of the electric bill under my name.

Urgh.

Sorry if this is disorganized and confusing because my entire friggin life right now is disorganized and confusing.

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I would pay any money to get rid of such people.

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What you do is leave a dead skunk in the house. Hide it nice and good and then leave. Make sure it will take them months to find it in the mean time it will stink up the place with its rotting flesh.

^Now, where will she find a dead skunk? There’s an easier method. She can use meat, eggs, fish…that’ll leave an odor to remember. :rolleyes:

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I hope roaches take over the place. I vacuumed up all the anti-roach powder in the crevices of the apt before leaving

I once read this story about how this woman (in order to get the house back from her ex husband) placed some shrimp inside the curtain rods. Stunk up the place and nobody could figure out where it was coming from. She got the house.

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LMAO!!!!!

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See woman are indeed evil! :D

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PCG isn’t evil. I think she’s being very compassionate. Roaches need some love. They need a place all their own…one they can call “home sweet home”.

Go ahead and remove the roach repellent, :k: Do consider inconspicuous placement of food as well, lol.

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Who says I was talking about PCG :p :D

And PCG get that big bad black doberman i mentioned!

use fresh prawns or mince meat! the worst revenge ever! tried and tested.

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PCG, just say deal is off, she can have the damn tables, and the roommate is not moving in early and you are disconnecting all utilities and she can bite you.

this individual has caused enough grief for you that you should not let her hold three old tables over your head.

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WOW

and we thought marital wos are the most sh!tteessssss

PC go for it, straightaway say a NO NO and d/c the elec and other utilities immediately

by the way, love the shrimp in curtain rod idea :p

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I am DC'ing the electric. If they want the tables they need to drive to my Dad's house and pick them up themselves.

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...and I thought PCG has bumped up a post from 2 years ago, or year ago or 6 months ago or .... but no its a new post :)

On serious note, do as X2 has said. Table uss k mun per maroo, dont let the other roommate move in early and get the utilities cut off ASAP.

I LOVE this ideaaaaaaaaaaa!

Skunk, rat, mouse, etc. Oooooooooohh…I love the fish idea too!

PCG…stop being so nice.

:omg:

AND leave shrimp and fish in some corner of the house they can never find.

:hehe:

DO IT!

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LOL. I did not put any shrimp or dead meat anywhere around the unit.

We shut the breakers off yesterday (Is that even how you say it??) and I d/c'ed the electric this morning. The tables I'm keeping for my sister, so she doesn't have to pay another 200 bucks for a table set for her living room. If ex-roommate from hell wants it, she can pay for a uhaul and pick it up herself and give herself a hernia. Ain't no way I'm making my dad transport it back. Those tables pretty much took our back out.

Pray for me. I told the leasing company that they dont have any permission from my side to give any keys out until my lease is over. These girls will have to call me and talk to me directly.

My dad has volunteered to be my "secretary" (I'm such a daddy's girl), and I'll tell her "oh contact my assistant", and when she calls, she's going to be told off.

We also have her dad's phone number to let him know about mr. oo-la-la boyfriend who thought my apt was his friggin booty call motel room, and his weekend vacations with his daughter.

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Good...

I still think you should leave a stinky animal in a vent and let them suffer.

:k:

now sit back, relax and enjoy. Secretary will take care of everything :slight_smile:

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all this drama for one weeks electricity.. stop being a cheapskate and pay up. whats it? 5 bucks?