These are couplets taken from the rhymezone site where there’s this
competition for writing the most romantic first line and most unromantic
second
Here are a few of the entries…
After you, my love, my only prize
Would be a bullet between my eyes
Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face
I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you’re not
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
Damn, I’m good at telling lies!
Every time I see your face
I wish I were in outer space
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life
I see your face when I am dreaming
That’s why I always wake up screaming
My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way
My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe “go to hell”
I saw your face as you walked by
but then I saw a better guy
