A wife, being romantic, sent a text to her husband.
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I miss you dear.
The husband, typically unromantic, replied:
I am in the toilet. Please advise! ![]()