Romance with Unromantic People

These are couplets taken from the rhymezone site where there’s
this

competition for writing the most romantic first line and most
unromantic
second..here are a few of the entries..hey give a try…


Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s
empty and
so is your head.


After you, my love, my only prize

Would be a bullet between my eyes


Of loving beauty you float with grace

If only you could hide your face


I thought that I could love no other

Until, that is, I met your brother


Kind, intelligent, loving and hot

This describes everything you’re not


I want to feel your sweet embrace

But don’t take that paper bag off of your face


I love your smile, your face, and your eyes –

Damn, I’m good at telling lies!


Every time I see your face

I wish I were in outer space


I saw your face as you walked by

but then I saw a better guy


My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

Marrying you screwed up my life


Beauty is on the inside, but some may doubt,

If it’s true, I’d prefer you inside out.


What inspired this amorous rhyme?

Two parts vodka, one part lime


I see your face when I am dreaming

That’s why I always wake up screaming


My love you take my breath away

What have you stepped in to smell this way


My feelings for you no words can tell

Except for maybe “go to hell”


hahaha all of them r funny

hahaha... they have all been posted within a month...