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You are talking about your self, right? Because the only person who got triggered is you. As for the ‘very unhappy and unfortunate circumstances’ …I better not say anything with regards to that. Too easy.
I just responded to you. Either learn to take it like a man, ya puthay pangay leyna chhadh de. That simple it is. I mean, you can’t light a match and then start complaining about the flames it caused. Ffs. Stop playing the victim card every time.

Anyway, I do not want to derail this thread with nonsense that kills the purpose of it.

Fresh meat tastes better, buddha kukkar kon khaye?

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@Southie you are so old, I need Hieroglyphs to communicate with you

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@Southie you are so old, I need Hieroglyphs to communicate with you

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You wont get anywhere! I have hidden his reading glasses!

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[USER="125318"]chapter 2[/USER] in a random thread- What if toothpaste is meatballs spelled backwards?

Rest of GS- You are not making any sense

[USER="125318"]chapter 2[/USER] - I am fine, rest of you need Psych Evaluation

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Reading glasses? @Southie ke zamanay mein reading glasses weren’t invented yet. He uses a magnifying glass

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[USER="149445"]Pakistani Prince[/USER] is very creative sportsman.

When all people are carried away with the sports of "Boxing", he developed his own game called "INBOXing".
He has completely aced this game.

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Reading glasses? @Southie ke zamanay mein reading glasses weren’t invented yet. He uses a magnifying glass

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but too bad, even a magnifying glass cant help his senile cataracts, we call them ‘hypermature’, befitting for our noble fela…

Someone: Yeh batao kitne bhai behan hai tumhare?

[USER="98137"]Holy Lota[/USER] Ji koi nahi, mein ik Lota hoon....

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baji pata hai mughe, [USER=“121664”]Le Pakistan[/USER] ka nikka ulti buhkar ka elaaj mere hi dawakhane se karwata hai…

I contacted the best doctors of the world so @Southie can get the best treatment possible. But they keep referring me to conservator-restorers.

@navzzz and @Kinzz You are so tedious and boring, even your nicknames fell asleep.

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Baji aapki billi bhi aap pe chali gayee, dono hi mughse naraaz naraaz

[USER="121664"]Le Pakistan[/USER] was proposed by her husband on 14th August, singing 'Dil Dil Le Pakistan, Jaan Jaan Le Pakistan'....

When they got married, they sang a duet together 'Tu Mera Paksitan Hai Mein Teri Pakistan hon, Tughe pe dil qurbaan tughpe jaan be qurbaan hai'....

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cringes the horror… hahaha

No it was more like:
Jum hum ne Khuda ka naam liya…
Usne hummay Inaam diya…
Mera inaam Le Pakistan

Bcz I am a reward :cool:

Inhi baatun ki wajjah se you got your hakeem’s license revoked.

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Come on, peoples! Step up your game.

@Southie chup kyun ho? Bolda ni??!!
Are you going to let navzzz get away with what he said about you?
Ok, fine, you are 230 years older than him, but he ain't got sheet on you.

Come here!

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Damn you people are so soft, mujhay khud apne aap ko roast karna parh raha:


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[quote=““Le Pakistan””]
Come on, peoples! Step up your game.

@Southie chup kyun ho? Bolda ni??!!
Are you going to let navzzz get away with what he said about you?

Come here!
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He is busy licking the wounds inflicted upon him by a bona fide Pakistani churail :5:

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Bcz I am a reward :cool:

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Yeah he must be so happy, he might be looking to get some more…

:rotfl:

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I think the marriage went more like

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