Drive this guy crazy. Do disappearing acts in front of him. Show up in front of him…then disappear…then show up behind him…then disappear…show up to the side of him…then disappear. Do this to him and the whole family. It’ll scare the crap out of them.
That way you can change your song to “Hum to bhi jaise hain”…to “Main yahan hoon…wahan hoo…kahan hoon…”