Ek larka hain , who muche dekh teh saar dewana hogya.. magar I don’t like him he is ugly and blehhh . He is high graduated , aur who mera ristha lehne ke liye ah raha hain. Every body in my familie push me to marry him , atleast my dad because he knows how I’am…
Magar ab mein jahti hoon ke jab who aye , mein usko esa maza dho.. ke who yaad rakhi sari zindagi !
Chai mein gand wagaira , is sab old .. thorsa neya fresh tips do…
Re: Ristha dekhna
Trolling?
I think most people resort to such tricks in turning off the other person…when their family is pressuring them. If a simple “no” had sufficed for your family, they wouldn’t bother with welcoming the guy to your home. End of story.
But since it’s not the end…
Putting gand in the chai? I get that you’re not interested, but what if the gandi chai leads to food poisoning and him becoming seriously ill?
Pick your nose in front of him…eat the contents. That should do the trick. If not, let him read your thread. That might work too. 
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I didn't have say that I will put gand in the chai , like in movies... I wan't to do something what not looks so fake... I really don't know what to do , because my familie from belgium is coming here with the boy. ( I live in Holland) I wan't to do something special .. and I hope to meet hem alone .. But at the first day we may don't have the right, to talk each other.
I didn't have say that I will put gand in the chai , like in movies... I wan't to do something what not looks so fake... I really don't know what to do , because my familie from belgium is coming here with the boy. ( I live in Holland) *I wan't to do something special *.. and I hope to meet hem alone .. But at the first day we may don't have the right, to talk each other.
Introduce them to the maafia.....tell them that you're their ring leader/rani. That should do it.
Introduce them to the maafia.....tell them that you're their ring leader/rani. That should do it.
Ja right ... and he will believe me, and will join the group.
My mom is getting crazy , because i'm singing al the time, hum to bhi jaise bhi hain - song of Veer Zaara. And she thinks that Allah have minutes , that if I say hum to jaise bhi hain ese rehe gain.. that it will become true ahahha hahah
Ja right ... and he will believe me, and will join the group.
My mom is getting crazy , because i'm singing al the time, hum to bhi jaise bhi hain - song of Veer Zaara. And she thinks that Allah have minutes , that if I say hum to jaise bhi hain ese rehe gain.. that it will become true ahahha hahah
Drive this guy crazy. Do disappearing acts in front of him. Show up in front of him....then disappear....then show up behind him....then disappear....show up to the side of him...then disappear. Do this to him and the whole family. It'll scare the crap out of them.
That way you can change your song to "Hum to bhi jaise hain"....to "Main yahan hoon....wahan hoo.....kahan hoon...."
Re: Ristha dekhna
Ok so why you want to punish this guy again . Because he dare to ask for your hand in marriage ? What kind of example you are trying to set here ?
Madam I think here the issue is not with the guy but yourself , who does not have enough self confidence to tell your parents . You really need to get a life and a little bit of dignity to stand up for yourself .
Ok so why you want to punish this guy again . Because he dare to ask for your hand in marriage ? What kind of example you are trying to set here ?
Madam I think here the issue is not with the guy but yourself , who does not have enough self confidence to tell your parents . You really need to get a life and a little bit of dignity to stand up for yourself .
Methinks she's trolling. I also think she tried to tell her parents that she's not interested in him, but they're pressuring her nonetheless.
What you need to do is rub black mud on your face, blacken your teeth so when you smile it looks as though you're a chain smoker, wear old clothes, leave your hair lank and greasy...i'm sure you get the gist! That should scare them off no doubt :)
What you need to do is rub black mud on your face, blacken your teeth so when you smile it looks as though you're a chain smoker, wear old clothes, leave your hair lank and greasy...i'm sure you get the gist! That should scare them off no doubt :)
Or keep your face and body clean....and tell him you like women. Or that you have some highly contagious disease. Of course that will deter future prospects as well.....but at least you'll be clean.
Or you could spend some time talking to him and then ask a friend/relative to come in and say:
"Oh there you are. I've been looking for you everywhere. You KNOW how you get when you don't take your anti-psychotics. Now hurry up and swallow these pills."
^
Make sure that the people who come in to administer the pill/shots are dressed in white uniform…throw a cop in there as well…to make it look like you’ve escaped the crazy house. The more, the merrier.
Re: Ristha dekhna
^ OMG
Or you could just say ‘No’ lol
^Yeah she could. But that would be boring.
Re: Ristha dekhna
Hey! I have another one.
Try walking into the room like this:
^OMG......is that a way too long torso sitting above way too short legs? LOL. That's what got her the pills in the first place.
Re: Ristha dekhna
lol ok, well she can also act as though she is bipolar...so one minute she can start laughing inanely, the next sobbing her heart out, then go back to behaving 'normal' and then just start shouting and pointing at something in the room (that isn't actually there). That should do it...nai??
lol ok, well she can also act as though she is bipolar...so one minute she can start laughing inanely, the next sobbing her heart out, then go back to behaving 'normal' and then just start shouting and pointing at something in the room (that isn't actually there). That should do it...nai??
How about acting enamored with him? Kinda like the way Elmyra from the cartoon, Looney Tunes, gets when she sees an furry animal.
Then she should tell him all about her rosy plans for marriage. Like how she wants to stay at home....while he brings in the dough....to buy her weekly purses/designer clothes....how she wants to have 15 children (no less)....how she expects to have a naukar/chef/personal trainer at her beck and call....etc etc. That should deter him? No?
Yeah...BUT, what if he LIKES bipolar, spendthrift women with questionable hygiene who have a penchant for silly walks? What then?
...I feel as if we are now in a Monty Python sketch where someone is about to interrupt with "this is entirely too silly."
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^ No way RV, you know if he really likes her then he'll be really happy about doing all those things!
How about talking on your mobile, pretend its your BF (even though you don't have one..or if you do, even better), have the conversation whilst his family are sitting there, arrange to meet up later that evening, when you get off the phone tell the guy (who wants to marry you) that you're planning on running off with this imaginary guy. They'll never speak to your family again obviously and you'll have to put up with any 'bhadnami' etc but hey, it'll all work out in the end.
What do you think RV and Mistral??