rishta over chai

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Re: rishta over chai

@lollypop_man

he is experienced in general flirting, line marring, tarring without getting caught and other qualities most paki men possess. but this is a whole new ball game and he has no experience. i think he is also feeling very nervous. shi*tting in pants is more like it. he is afraid if he asks the girl for her email address her dads going to pop open his head with a baseball bat.

Dear lollypop,

Your friend chewing-gum man, let’s call him that for symmetry, is not ready for marriage. Chewing-gum man needs to mature a bit before delving into the serious binnis called marriage and rishtas.

As regards email and baseball bats, he is projecting his own fears and immaturity. Getting emails and phone numbers in a rishta situations are very easy and they should be last of his concerns. For starters, he doesn’t have to ask for it, his sister/aunt/mama/cousin could. Comprende? Point is he is not ready and is worried/concerned about all the wrong things.