Re: Right guys imaginary scenario:
The broad is a genius. She's not a prude, she's testing you. Little does she know you're going to play her better. You practice reverse psychology and say yes, you're game. You get married with great aplomb. On your wedding night you walk slowly but purposefully towards the bed she's sitting demurely atop. You lean over her carefully, linger for a moment, and grab the extra pillow. You smile and tell her you're gallant enough to sleep on the floor for the next 3 years. Then you switch off the lights and say good night. Dressed in a wife-beater and boxers, you ripple your toned biceps while you pretend to sleep. Why? Because you know she's still awake watching you with slit eyes, partly shocked, partly fascinated, but mostly insulted that you won't have your way with her. Come morning, pretend nothing's amiss. Play the charming but aloof asshole, channeling Mr. Darcy. Lather, rinse, ripple biceps, and repeat. Give her a month max, she'll be putty in your hands.
Disclaimer : The above may completely backfire if she's not heterosexual enough or you're not attractive enough.