ridiculous excuses for missing work

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Which is the worst according to u?

  • Employee didn’t want to lose the parking space in front of his house.
  • Employee hit a turkey while riding a bike.
  • Employee said he had a heart attack early that morning, but that he was “all better now."
  • Employee donated too much blood.
  • Employee’s dog was stressed out after a family reunion.
  • Employee was kicked by a deer.

state ur own if u can think of ny:omg:

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Re: ridiculous excuses for missing work

First one seems most ridculous.

Employee cannot take the car out of car garrage. The door is electrically operated and there is no electricity in this area. ( But there is a pull down lever for those kind of situations)

Insan kab marta hai?
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can’t think why You would need one!..:slight_smile:

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Re: ridiculous excuses for missing work

"A spider bit me near my eye, its all swelled up and I look like a monster"

-actual and true story of mine.

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I read a joke on the same topic in RD last night.

The excuse a female employee gave to her manager for not showing up was:

I can't find any cute shoes to wear with my new outfit

:)

What did you do today?
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Re: ridiculous excuses for missing work

i was too caught up in surfing GS

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Employee donated too much blood.
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that happened to me last year lol, donated too much blood.

it also happened to me once but dono wat bit me.

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Re: ridiculous excuses for missing work

its a pakistani thing. to miss work is pak fav national duty.

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I can’t come to work today, cuz everyone else in at my place is partying I’ll feel really blue at work and be totally nasty to co-workers :halo:

'n um yes my boss lets me run my own schedule :barbie:

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My dog ate the car keys.

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lol @ dog … would it b possible … he mgt b a steal dog :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

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Well, I WAS coming to work but my shoe broke.