A Texas State Trooper pulled a car over and told the driver that because he had been wearing a seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in the statewide safety competition. “What are you going to do with the money?” asked the Trooper.
Well, I guess I’m going to get a driver’s license," he answered.
“Oh, don’t listen to him” yelled a woman in the passengers seat. “He’s a smart aleck when he’s drunk.”
This woke up the guy in the back-seat, who took one look at the Trooper and moaned, “I knew we wouldn’t get far in a stolen car.”
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, in Spanish, Y pasamos la frontera? (“Are we over the border?”)
what a bunch of losers..as always the smartest is the lady in the car…only no man woudl let HER drive 
