Resume of Terrorist

Name: Pakya Bhai Supariwala
Objective: To obtain a challenging position as a Crime Implementation Analyst (CIA)

Education:
MS (Criminal Sciences)
Virginia Prison for International Smugglers and the Unlawful (VPISU), August 1996.
Thesis: “On escaping from high security prisons like Alcatraz with minimal efforts”

BS (Crime Technology)
Tihar Jail, India, August 1994
Coursework:
Cop Psychology, Plastic Explosives Technology, Bomb Controls and Timer Device Theory,
International Smuggling and Drug Trafficking, Object Oriented Crime Design

Work Experience:
Research Assistant, LTTE Labs, Jaffna, Aug 1990 - Aug 1991

  • Worked on the prestigious Belt Bomb project
  • Developed instant death cyanide capsules in orange,
    strawberry and mint flavors (Patent # 007, 13, 666)

Summer Internship:
Dawood Ibrahim and Haji Mastan Associates, Bombay,
June 1987 - July 1990

  • Worked as a hitman and was responsible for many supari style killings
  • Participated in election rigging in Bihar and made hafta collections

Honors:

  • Won 1980 Gabbar Singh Memorial Award (given to child prodigies in crime)
  • Member, IPKF (Indian Professional Killers Forum) student chapter

References:

  • Dr. Charles Sobhraj, Full Time Prof., Tihar Jail, New Delhi
  • Dr. Chandra Swamy, Visiting Faculty, Tihar Jail, New Delhi
  • Dr. Dawood Ibrahim, Overseas Projects Manager, Dubai

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