Rest In Peace

A new business was opening and one of the owner’s friends wanted to send flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card; it said “Rest in Peace”.

The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was,the florist said.
"Sir, I’m really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry you should imagine this: somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying, "Congratulations on your new
location.

That’s a real nice joke.

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ixi;
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what?is that a joke?thats a really sad story but not a joke.if it is a joke,them im not laughing one bit(even if u want me to).

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One falsehood spoils a thousand truths.
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Howzzaaaaaaaaat !!!

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.. great joke..

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‘the game’ bechara…

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Originally posted by the game:
what?is that a joke?thats a really sad story but not a joke.if it is a joke,them im not laughing one bit(even if u want me to).
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Game mian Hassi kissi kissi ko naseeb hoti he....
Khosh raho mian khosh raho

abe chal.who gives a shit bout u?

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Originally posted by the game:
abe chal.who gives a shit bout u?
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If u dont than @#$% off!!!!

wowwwwwwwwwww.. definitely a good one ..

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Never frown, even when your are sad,because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

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Originally posted by the game:
what?is that a joke?thats a really sad story but not a joke.if it is a joke,them im not laughing one bit(even if u want me to).
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What's wrong with you man? I see your replies to almost every joke in this forum and every time you say something mean. Couldn't you just keep your critics to yourself? If you have something nice to say, say it, otherwise: SHUT UP!


Umer, the Pakistani Brain of Austria

look boy,
i get what u r trying to say but this world would b all f*cking peace n quite if it wasnt for ppl like me.so u r the one who should shut up.im here to criticize n i will.i am the game and u r just a player of the game.remember that.