** Response to matrimonial ad in Bangalore
**I am an olden young uncle living only with myself in Bangaloru. Having
seen your advertisement for marriage purposes, I decided to press myself
on you and hope you will take me nicely.
I am a soiled son from inside Karnataka. I am nice and big, six foot and
six inches long. My body is filled with hardness, as because I am working
hardly. I am playing hardly also. Especially I like cricket and I am a
good batter and I am fast baller. Whenever I come running in for balling,
other batters start running. Everybody is scared of my rapid balls that
bounce a lot.
I am very nice man. I am always laughing loudly at everyone. I am
jolly.I am gay.
Especially ladies, they are saying I am nice and soft. I am always giving
respect to the ladies. I am always allowing ladies to get on top. That is
how nice I am.
I am not having any bad habits. I am not drinking and I am not sucking
tobacco or anything else. Every morning I am going to the gym and I am
pumping like anything, daily I am pumping and pumping. If you want you can
come and see how much I am pumping the dumb belles in the gym.
I am having a lot of money in my pants and my pants is always open for
you. I am such a nice man, but still I am living with myself only. What
to do?
So I am taking things into my own hands everyday. That is why I am
pressing myself on you, so that you will come in my house and take my
things into your hand.
If you are marrying me madam, I am telling you, I will be loving you very
hard every day. In fact, I will stop pumping dumb belles in the gym.
If you are not marrying me madam and not coming to me, I will press you
and press you until you come. So I am placing my head between your nicely
smelling feet and looking up with lots of hope. I am waiting very badly
for your reply and I am stiff with anticipation.
Expecting soon,
Yours and only yours
