Feminism is the answer, oh yes! My mother was a feminist..an activist for ERA, and a well-educated social scientist, who devoted her life, and sacrificed her childrens’ for Feminism.
She strove and fought hard for the right to have sex with whomever and whenever she chose..and she won!!!
Then she got pregnant while in college, and fought for her right to live on campus as an unmarried pregnant woman..and she won!!!
Then she fought for her right to still go to college while someone else raised her child..and she won!!! Then she fought for the child back..and won..!
Then she fought for her feminist right to work a full day, and party with her male co-workers after, and she won…
Then she fought for her right to equal pay for women, because after all she had to pay a babysitter to watch her baby while she worked all day..Eventually, she won that one, too.
Somewhere in between, she fought for the woman’s right to CHOOSE to kill her baby, in case she forgot to use the pill when she exercised her hard won right to have sex with anyone, anywhere, and anytime. And she won that right.
A year later, she tried to exercise that right, but her fetus was 6 months old, so she had to get a butcher to kill it and she almost died…This reaffirmed her resolve to establish the cause of Feminists everywhere…how dare they tell a woman what she can do with her body..how dare she have to risk her life just because she wants to kill an innocent baby.
She got tired from fighting for all these rights (drinking, smoking, drugging, and promiscuous sex had nothing to do with it) and died young, a martyr for the cause: Feminism.
But the legacy she and the other feminists left…
Now we have the freedom to go to work during the day, and leave our kids with God knows who, and when we return home, we have the right to still do all the cleaning, cooking, and childcare!! Whoopee..thanks Mom!!
We have won the right to choose a husband from a society of men that are so confused about their role as husbands and fathers, that they abandon the role altogether..Thanks Mom!
We have the right to dress in skimpy clothes and seduce any man we want, and we can easily and very conveniently get rid of any nuisances that result. We have the right to any job and salary a man can have, and we have the right to have a baby at 50, using someone else’s egg, in case we spend all of our childbearing years climbing the corporate ladder.
The best one is we have is the right to grow old alone, since none of our men were good enough at honoring our feminist rights, and our daughters are too busy enjoying their feminist rights to be concerned with us!
And the best privilege of all : we now have the right to spend most of our lives looking for God, the One that she left behind, in favor of Feminism.
Astaghfirrilah..Thanks for nothing!!!