Re: remind me again…
You don’t like being a woman cuz you have to go thru your periods?
Okay, 714, can I introduce you to :
Aunty Rolaids anti-bloating, anti-gas
Aunty Pamprin PMS symptoms relief
I think there is another one that starts with “M” — the name of the pill isn’t coming to my mind, but it works wonders…just that you have to be careful of using it because your body comes to tolerate it really fast, so after some months of using it, it wont work well anymore. I don’t use it for that reason.
Also meet Aunty Watch-your-diet.
Often, elements in your diet can increase the pain you feel from cramping and bloating.
At any rate, I don’t see what’s so negative about it all. You get loads of freebies, like a break from fasting, a break from reading namaz and other religious duties. You get breaks from the family…just say…“I’m in pain, I need to lie down” and you can sleep the afternoon away. You can skip class. You can skip washing dishes. You can skip cooking, and make the other lazy people in the house cook for a change. Be creative in punishing your relatives in this time of cloaked “misery” :k:
You get chocolate cravings as well, so feel free to binge on chocolate. Much of the chocolate is on post-Halloween sales these days, so rush out to buy your 50% off snickers bars, ladies. 