Just some of the things u might find on someones answering machines !!
Hello, this is Death. I am not in right now, but if you leave your name and number, I’ll be right with you.
“Suicide Hotline…please hold.”
Hi! Jan’s answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I’ll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.
A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we’re not here. So leave a message.
Hi. This is Kevin and Diana’s vacuum cleaner. Their appliances have switched jobs again, and I get to answer the phone 'cause my old job sucked. So leave a message after you hear the beep, and you can be sure it’s in the bag.
Me no here. Me go bye. Leave me message. Me reply.
