A sikh gyani, a hindu brahmin and a muslim mullah were discussing money matters.
The brahmin said:-“look, after the prayers are over, I take all the money that people have given and put it in a pot with a hole in it. I shake it 7 times and each time I say “om shiva”. All the money that comes out, I keep for myself, the rest is for the
mandir’s upkeep. To be frank, I don’t really make a lot, every paisa counts”
..The mullah says "I’ve found a better method, I’ve drawn a line in the center of the area where people give money what is on the right belongs to the Masjid, that on the
left is for me To be frank, life is still hard, every rupee counts"
The gyani looked disdainfully at them and said no wonder both of you are so thin
looks like you haven’t eaten in days .look at me, I’ve got a car, I eat tandoori chicken almost every day, life’s great! How do you manage to live such a great life the mullah & brahmmin inquired The gyani responded, look at the end of the day, I take all the money that people have given, I tie it in a big piece of cloth and throw it in the air and say “Hai Wahe Guru take whatever you want, what falls down is mine, the rest is yours!”
Okay I'll ignore the question marks but you seem to have a habit of introducing ambiguity in your messages....does it come naturally or is it usually an accident. How are you today anyway? What time is it where you are? Where are you again?
Ek Sher
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Ek aur
Jaane kab tak teri tasveer nigaahon mein rahi
Ho gayee raat tere aqs ko takte takte
My dear shabnam...nothing at all...har bat ka matlab nahi hota hai,kuch bata ignore kare ke hoti hai.....ap to danda hath ma la kar tayiar hai mar ne ke liya...hahaha
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Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea Santa yelled: "Banta! I lost me finger!" "Have you now?" says Banta. "And how did you do it?"
"I just touched this big spinning thing here like this...Damn! There goes another one!"
DIL DILSEEEEEEEEE(unakee baatoN kaa zaraa saa bhee asar mat lenaa..... waRnaa chehre ke taasur se samaJh jaayeNge)
