Two Maulvis from the local masjid were standing by the side of the road, putting a sign into the ground that reads:“The End Is Near! Turn Yourself Around Now – Before It’s Too Late!”
[RIGHT] As a car sped past them, the driver yelled, “Leave us alone, you religious nuts!”
From the curve, they heard screeching tires and a big splash.
One maulvi turns to other and asks,
"Do you think the sign should just say
‘Bridge Out’?"
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