A religious man had to use toilet.
He could not find a place but there was a pub.
Desperate, he went inside and lots of people were dancing on loud music. Every once in a while the light would go out and everyone will clap and when the light come on, they woud go about on their activities.
When this man entered, everyone stopped, the man asked bartender if he could use toilet. The bartender said, no. he said why?
The bartender explained there is a naked woman picture on the wall up there whose private parts are covered only by a a leaf!
The religious man said, don’t worry I’ll not look at it anyways. Please let me use the toilet.
Bartender let him go upstair.
When the man comes back, eveyone again became silet, clapped at him.
The man asked bartender why they clapped at him?
Bartender said, it means you are fine. Just one of us. Wanna have drink?
The man said what are you talking about?
Bartender said:
You know, everytime that fig leaf moves the light goes out!
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