After being laid off from five different jobs in four months,
Joe was hired by a warehouse. But one day he lost control
of a forklift and drove it off the loading dock.
Surveying the damage, the owner shook his head and said he’d
have to withhold 10 percent of Joe’s wages to pay for the
repairs.
“How much will it cost?” he asked.
“About $4,500,” said the owner.
“What a relief!” said Joe. “I’ve finally got job security!”