REJECTED NURSERY RHYMES
JACK AND JILL
Went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill
Forgot the pill
And now they have a son.MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Her father shot it dead
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.LITTLE MISS MUFFET
Sat on a tuffet,
Her clothes all tattered and torn.
It had not been the spider
that crept up beside her
But Little Boy Blue and his horn.HUMPTY DUMPTY
Sat on a wall
Humpty dumpty had a great fall
All the kings horses and all the kings men
Had scrambled eggs for breakfast again.HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE,
The cat did a piddle,
All over the bedside clock,
The little dog laughed to see such fun
When it died of electric shock.GEORGIE PORGY
Pudding and Pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play
He kissed them too, 'cause he was gay.THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL
who had a little curl!
Right in the middle of her forehead
And when she was good,
She was very very good
But when she was bad she got a
Fur coat, jewels, and a sports car.
:biggthumb
:rotfl"
yeah yeah
i very much doubt my teacher person would have liked me if i ever said these rhymes out to her.. but then i’d be suspended too.. so i’m glad with what i know though these are way cooler than the boring ones i knew.
lolzz good one!
Wah wah ...Lolz @Jack and Jill
Good Tums 
I have one too…
Jack and Jill
went up the hill
to fetch a pale of water
dont know what the hack happen.
they came down with there daughter 
LOlzzzzzzzzzzzz
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