Three men die in a car crash and find themselves in Heaven. An Angel approaches them and tells them that there has been a horrible mistake and that this was not their time. They are relieved until they are told that their bodies were so badly damaged that they couldn’t possibly return to them, not only this but they cannot even return as human. Thus they are given the choice of being anything else they want to be reincarnated as, all they have to do is jump of the cloud and scream out whatever they wanted to return as. They figure this is a good deal, and the first guy prepares to jump of the cloud. He runs and jumps of the cloud and shouts “HORSE,” poof he returns to earth as a horse. The second guy he runs of the cloud and shouts “BIRD,” and poof he returns as a bird. The third and final guy, well he gets a bit excited. He starts to run, but just about when he is about jump of, he slip and tumbles over the cloud and shouts…
“OH CRAP!!”
yuk! phtoey!!!
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How does it feel to be turned into crap??!
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
lol.... ^lol
Heheheh!
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There’s A Thin Line That Separates Sanity and Insanity
I Stand With One Leg On Either Side Of It!