A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, “Wanna hear
a “redneck” joke?”
The guy next to him replies, “Before you tell that joke you should know
something. I’m 6’ tall, 200 lbs. and a redneck. The guy sitting next to me
is 6’2”, 225 lbs. and a redneck. The fella next to him is 6’5", 250 lbs.
and a redneck. Do you still want to tell that joke?"
The first guy says, “Nah. I don’t want to have to explain it three times.”
" I am empowered to do what makes sense!!!"