A couple of redneck hunters are out in
the woods when one of them falls to the ground.
He doesn’t seem to be breathing
and his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other redneck starts to panic, then
whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
He frantically blurts out to the operator,
“O my gawd! Help! My friend just died.
He’s Dead! What can I do?”
The operator, trying to calm him says,
“Take it easy. I can help.
Just listen to me and follow my instructions.
First, lets make sure he’s dead.”
There’s a short pause, and then the operator hears a loud gun shot!!!
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Hahaha heard it before but funny 
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it sounds like something a pathan would do! lol
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Tell me about it. I imagined 2 sisters in jungle as I was reading the joke 
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nemo tum bhi naaaa
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Very, very nice.
I enjoy hunting myself and am a member on a couple of hunting forums. I shall post this there with a link to this thread.
Cheers!
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