Running Red Lights
“Don’t worry,” James said to his friend seated next to him as he drove right through a red light at a big city intersection. “My brother Dean does it all the time, and he never gets caught.”
Coming upon another red light at the next intersection, James again went speeding right through.
“Don’t worry,” James assured his now terror-stricken friend, “Like I said, Dean does this every day, and nothing ever happens to him.”
At the next intersection the light was green. James stomped on the brakes and the car skidded to a complete stop inches in front of the stop line.
“W..wh..why d..do..do you run through all the red lights and stop when we come to a green light?” his friend asked, thinking seriously about bailing out.
“I’m always afraid that Dean might be coming through.”
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that means he is ony worried for his brother not any one else when he is driving through red light idiot 
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huh!
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hahhahaha
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LOL 
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Very good translation of an old pindiwal taxi driver( with appologise to pothoharis) driving taxi on the roads of islam abad. i heard this joke 25 years ago. any way nice to listen again