**Recipe for the perfect marriage:
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- Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.
- I take my wife everywhere…but she keeps finding her way back.
- I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. “Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!” she said. So I suggested the kitchen.
- We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
- She ran after the garbage truck, yelling “Am I too late for the garbage?” … The driver said “No, jump in!”
- Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.
*]I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt her.
just replace wife with husband and it is fine fine! 
Dhobi Bhaii.. :k: