First grade class comes in from recess. Teacher asks Alice: “What did you do at recess?” Alice says, “I played in the sand box.” Teacher says “that’s good. Go to the blackboard, and if you can write ‘sand’ correctly, I’ll give you a fresh-baked cookie.” She does and gets a cookie.
Teacher then asks Mustaffa Abdul Mahmoud what he did at recess. He says, “I tried to play with Alice and Billy, but they threw rocks at me.” Teacher says, “Threw rocks at you? That sounds like blatant racial discrimination. If you can go to the blackboard and write ‘blatant racial discrimination’ I’ll give you a fresh baked cookie.”
Nice
There were an interview for a post in NY
seat was just 2 and persons appers were 3
the chairman asked a white man
what was happened in 1928
he replied Titanic
and he asked to go him and caled the next white man
why titanic was broken
due to Glacier
right
third one was black
chairman asked
How many persons were in titanic
354
right
give their names
yup
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Here is another one
There were three guys on the plane two whites and one black. Suddenly, they have a technical problem and the pilot announces that one of us has to jump to balance the weight of this plane. I cannot jump because I am the pilot so I will stay and I will be the judge to decide who else can stay. I will ask you two one question each if you answer correct you stay.
Q-1 pilot to the white guy
If a can of paint can paint 100 sq. ft, how many sq.ft you can paint with that can?
White guy: Uummmm 100 sq.ft.!
Pilot that is correct.
pilot to the black guy:
And how many brush strokes would that be?