Recent Miss Universe Interview

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RECENT MISS UNIVERSE INTERVIEW

               MISS WORLD Questions - AMERICA
                
               Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ

in your country?
Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America
are like gentlemen.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a
woman… .
(Applause! Applause!)

              SPAIN


              Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in

your country?
Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very
own Bullfight or Toro (Bull)
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an
opening…
(Applause! Applause!)

              PHILIPPINES

              Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male

organ in your country?
Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our
country are like gossip or rumors.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to
mouth…
(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause!
Applause!)

              SAUDI ARABIA

              Question: Ms Soudi Arabia, how do you describe a male

organ in your country?
Ms Saudi: Well, I can say that male organs in Saudi are
like thieves.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Saudi: Because they like to enter through the back
door…
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause!
Applause!)

              INDIA

              Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in

your country?
Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are
like labourers.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms India: Because it works day and night…
(Applause! Applause! Applause!

              MALAYSIA

              Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ

in your country?
Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in
Malaysia are like Proton car.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very
soft…
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! )

              SINGAPORE

              Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ

in your country?
Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ in
Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose).
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave
15 minutes before the show is over
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)