The Judge asks the little girl: “Now that your parents are getting divorced do you want to live with your mummy?”
Little girl “No, my mummy beats me”.
Judge “Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy”.
Little girl “No, my daddy beats me too”.
Judge “Well then, who do you want to live with?”
Little girl “I want to live with the our country’s cricket team, they never beat anybody!!!”
