Believe me, it happened in real, these are not conceived jokes. You may find these bit offensive, but i guess these are funny too.
I live in a gulf country. Once I was sitting with one of my friend (he is a tailor) at his shop. At that particular moment he was measuring a Arab when we noticed a Sardar Jee passing by his shop. I saw my friend whispering in Arab’s ear and then this most interesting incident happened.
That Arab asked Sardar Jee "Kam Sa’a " (What is the time by your watch). Point to notice that it was approx. 12 noon at that moment.
Sardar Jee had a look at his wrist watch and replied in punjabi “Aye Kisi Pakistani nay Maan Yuhai aye”
Once I met a Paksitani of my own town in bazar. We had a brief introduction and then he invited me to his place and explained me his address. On next weekend I decided to visit him.
As I didn’t know his home exactly, after reaching there in his area, by-mistake I knocked at wrong door. Next thing I found a Sardar Jee standing in the door. When I told him about the mishap, he asked me the name of the person I am looking for. He told me that he knows the person and he can take me to his place but let him wear shirt as at that moment he was only wearing “baneyan”.
He insisted me to pop in and relax for some time so he can wear his shirt in the mean time. When I was in the sitting room, he offered me tea which I politely refused because usually I don’t like to have eatables from non-muslims. He left the room and when he returned there was a can of pepsi and a glass in the tray with him. As I was in hurry, I refused to take pepsi. He smiled for a moment and then said in Punjabi:
“Cha nai peo gay tussi, pepsi wee nai peo gay kyounke sikh nay diti aye, per jay main apni sikhni leh awan tay unon yehen wich tay tuhanoo koi masla nai na?”
(You won’t take tea or pepsi because a sikh is offering you, but if I bring my “sikhni” (his wife) then you wont feel any problem to fuck her)