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2 female Boston Terrier puppies, 7 wks old, Perfect markings,
555-1234. Leave mess.

Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of
the family.

A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly
served by waitresses in appetizing forms.

Dinner Special – Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25;
Children $2.00.

For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs
and large drawers.

**Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.

Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra
pair to take home, too.**

Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.

We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it care-
fully by hand.

For Sale. Three canaries of undermined sex.

For Sale – Eight puppies from a German Shepherd and an
Alaskan Hussy.

Great Dames for sale.

Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful
condition.

Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

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