** funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!** (and real too)
Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me.
One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social
worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere
together and I’ve never seen a man go into their apartment or
come out. Do you think they could be Lebanese?
Dear Abby, What can I do about all the sex, nudity, language
and violence on my VCR?
Dear Abby, I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much
I’m not even sure this baby I’m carrying is his.
Dear Abby, I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who
has been on the pill for two years. It’s getting expensive and
I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don’t
know him well enough to discuss money with him.
Dear Abby, I suspected that my husband had been fooling around,
and when I confronted him with the evidence he denied everything
and said it would never happen again.
Dear Abby, Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a
boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against
his own?
Dear Abby, I joined the Navy to see the world. I’ve seen it.
Now, how do I get out?
Dear Abby, My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist
$50 an hour every week for two-and-a-half years. He must be
crazy.
Dear Abby, I was married to Bill for three months and I didn’t
know he drank until one night he came home sober.
Dear Abby, Do you think it would be all right if I gave my
doctor a little gift? I tried for years to get pregnant and
couldn’t and he did it.
Dear Abby, My mother is mean and short-tempered. I think she
is going through her mental pause.
Dear Abby, You told some woman whose husband had lost all
interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband
lost all interest in sex years ago and he is a doctor.