Real labels

SSultan · March 25, 2001, 9:23pm

On Sears hairdryer: “Do not use while sleeping.”
On a bag of Fritos: “You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
Details inside.”
On a bar of Dial soap: “Directions: Use like regular soap.”
On some Swanson frozen dinners: “Serving suggestions: Defrost.”
On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box): “Do not turn upside down.”
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: “Product will be hot after heating.”
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: “Do not iron clothes on body.”
On Boot’s Children’s Cough Medicine: “Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.”
On Nytol Sleep Aid: “Warning: May cause drowsiness.”
On most brands of Christmas lights: “For indoor or outdoor use only.”
On a Japanese food processor: “Not to be used for the other use.”
On Sainsbury’s peanuts: “Warning: Contains nuts.”
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: “Instructions: Open packet,eat nuts.”
On a child’s Superman costume: “Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.”
On a Swedish chain saw: “Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands”
On a bottle of Palmolive Dishwashing liquid: “Do not use on food.”
On a tube of Crest Toothpaste: “If swallowed contact poison control.”
On a bottle of ALL laundry detergent: “Remove clothing before distributing in washing machine.”

confused · March 25, 2001, 10:29pm

good one

Never frown, even when your are sad,because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

Sajalina · March 27, 2001, 7:42am

very funny!!