A British doctor says "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can
takea kidney out of one man put it in another and have him looking for work
in sixweeks." A German doctor says, "That`s nothing, we can take a lung out of
oneperson put it in another and have him looking for work in four weeks." A
Russian doctor says, "In my country medicine is so advanced we can take
half aheart out of one person put it in another and have them both looking for
workin two weeks." The American doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys
are waybehind, we just took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the
WhiteHouse, and now half the country is looking for work, and the other half
preparing for war."