Three women are about to be executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a
redhead, and one’s a blonde.
The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she
has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts,
“Ready!..Aim!! …” Suddenly the brunette yells, “EARTHQUAKE!!!”
Everyone is startled and looks around. She escapes.
The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she
has
any last requests. She say no and the executioner shouts, “Ready! …
Aim!!..” Suddenly the redhead yells, “TORNADO!!!”
Everyone is startled and looks around. She escapes. By now the blonde
has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the
executioner
asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner
shouts,
Ready! … Aim!! …" …and the blonde yells, “FIRE!!!”
When you can’t fight the tears that ain’t coming
Or the moment of truth in your lies
When everything feels like the movies
Yeah you bleed just to know you’re alive!!
ajee aap ko ab kaun bataaye...
meray jissam kay 100 pieces bhi kar dein na aur phir aik piece pick karein... phie uss kay 1000 pieces aur kar dein... aur phir USS mein say aik piece uthaaein... aur phir uss par parhein kay kya likha hua hai:
aur kuch ho na ho... yeh zaroor likha ho ga:
"jeenius is shareef"
iss say zyaada saboot chahiye?
choro... itna hee kaafi hai!
Jeenius iZ in the MiN*d*
... but i'm insane in the brai*N*
jee nahi..!!! sheeshay ko pata hay kay mai ussay itna pasand nahi karti..to ussay meray paas aanay ki zaroorat nahi hoti aur na hi mai tina visit karti houn us ko..!!!