Ready... aim... FIRE!

Three women are about to be executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a
redhead, and one’s a blonde.

The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she
has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts,
“Ready!..Aim!! …” Suddenly the brunette yells, “EARTHQUAKE!!!”

Everyone is startled and looks around. She escapes.

The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she
has
any last requests. She say no and the executioner shouts, “Ready! …
Aim!!..” Suddenly the redhead yells, “TORNADO!!!”

Everyone is startled and looks around. She escapes. By now the blonde
has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the
executioner
asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner
shouts,

Ready! … Aim!! …" …and the blonde yells, “FIRE!!!”


When you can’t fight the tears that ain’t coming
Or the moment of truth in your lies
When everything feels like the movies
Yeah you bleed just to know you’re alive!!

These are really good jokes jeenius

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*“na maiN momin vich masiitaaN, na maiN muusaa, na fir’aun!”
*

mai nai hi to diye hain…!!!


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To iska yeh matlaab hai ke jeenius or aap ahem ahem

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*“na maiN momin vich masiitaaN, na maiN muusaa, na fir’aun!”
*

Jeenius wants an xplaination...

ahem ahem might mean??
Ali?

oye, yeh meray peechay say kya ho raha hay yahan… UFF Ali… dekh loun gi aap ko mai..

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<<meray saath reh gayi, ikk meri arzoo>>

btw, i was just kidding

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i didnt give him these jokes


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<<meray saath reh gayi, ikk meri arzoo>>

[quote]
Originally posted by jeenius:
**Jeenius wants an xplaination...

ahem ahem might mean??
Ali?**
[/quote]

????????????????
wuts going on here jee...


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jeenius and Ali.... waiting for both here... need some explanations here..!!!!!


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i Had NOTHING in mind!!
Ali here said that me and Destinee… ahem ahem

since i didnt get what ahem ahem there was “supposed” to mean… so i thought an xplaination is needed…

warna mein… Destinee ko kuch keh sakta houn bhala…

naaaaaaaaaa… mereee tauba!!


Jeenius iZ in the MiNd
… but i’m insane in the braiN

ooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
bari sharafat ka muzahera kar rahay hain aap!! bari baat hay jee… normally larkay itnay shareef nahi hotay…

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waise bhi shareefoN ki bhi asliyat jaldi hi samnay aa jaati hay…

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ajee aap ko ab kaun bataaye...
meray jissam kay 100 pieces bhi kar dein na aur phir aik piece pick karein... phie uss kay 1000 pieces aur kar dein... aur phir USS mein say aik piece uthaaein... aur phir uss par parhein kay kya likha hua hai:

aur kuch ho na ho... yeh zaroor likha ho ga:
"jeenius is shareef"

iss say zyaada saboot chahiye?

choro... itna hee kaafi hai!


Jeenius iZ in the MiN*d*
... but i'm insane in the brai*N*

mai jab tak khud pees kar kay na dekh loun i wont believe it

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Bachoo chill’

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Aise nahi soochte. Mera to kohi matlaab nahi tha :masoom wala icon: aur rahi dekne wali (Destinee) kohi fikar karne wali baat nahi…muje bohaat log dekte rethe hai

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*“na maiN momin vich masiitaaN, na maiN muusaa, na fir’aun!”
*

mai nahi dekh rahi kisi ko.
waise bhi jo cheezain dekhnay wali hon unhain hi dekha jata hay!!!

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To phir to bechara sheesha aap ka bhi suffer karta ho ga

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*“na maiN momin vich masiitaaN, na maiN muusaa, na fir’aun!”
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jee nahi..!!! sheeshay ko pata hay kay mai ussay itna pasand nahi karti..to ussay meray paas aanay ki zaroorat nahi hoti aur na hi mai tina visit karti houn us ko..!!!


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